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All Jokes aside, it's elementar y, Dear Watson.
Unlike us men, Sex is way down on the list of what women want. Sex is just a reward women
offer to those they love.
So what's number 1 on the list. "LOVE" to a women is like perfume, it's intoxicat ing.
A Light touch on the hand or her hair, a kiss on the cheeks, an unexpecte d embrace.
They just want to be noticed and appreciat ed.
Number 1 - On the List: "SHOES" For some unknown reason, women just love shopping for shoes.
Take the time to go shopping with her for shoes sometime and she how appreciat ive she can be.
Number 3 - Woman love to talk and give instructi ons - must be the Mother Instinct.
Make sure she has lots of girl friends to take the pressure off you.
Number 4 - Women love to dance It's a way to express their feminine side without being obvious.
Number 5 - Equality. Security used to be high on the list but Women's Lib put an end tto that nonsense.
And we have the Divorce rate to prove it.
If you give her these things, she will put up with all your faults, bear your children, maintain a decent
place to call home stand shoulder to shoulder with you through thick and thin...A Small Price To Pay. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
And What Do Men really want? Coming Next
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